All manure is harvested fresh the day it is shipped. This organic manure is a great gift! HoA Presidents will be delighted to see your thoughtful present. The boxes are set up to delight! Upon opening, the seal of the bag inside will be released. This way your lucky friend will have a good whiff of its freshness.

The manure is from the lovely donkey, Carrot. She’s the assistance animal that University Park Improvement District tried to get a restraining order against.

All profits are donated to Hug A Moo Foundation!

100% of profits go to Hug A Moo Foundation. This foundation aims to bring animal contact therapy to the local area. We dream of taking our mini cow to people on hospice care and sharing her with people with PTSD, autism, depression, and more. You can learn more about our mission at HugAMoo.com

Select your box

You can choose between cheap or fancy box styles. Feel welcome to contact us for a custom box quote!

Consider the season when making your purchase

While we ship year around, our product varies with the seasons. If you prefer your manure to be frozen for easy handling, order in winter. If instead you wish for strong smelling, warm manure, order in warm seasons. The texture and contents of the manure changes as well. In winter, Carrot is eating alfalfa which is mildly harder to digest than the fresh prairie grass she gets the rest of the year.

While it is personal preference, we recommend ordering in the warm months. Worry not if it is winter and you only now had the thoughtful idea of sending your favorite HoA president or best friend Carrot’s manure! We can delay shipping, simply email us and let us know what week you would like your gift shipped.

Please read

This site currently sells no products. It is currently a placeholder for a future way of raising money for the nonprofit, Hug A Moo Foundation! If anyone would like to make this site’s product a reality you may donate towards the 100$ startup cost of the fundraiser. This will cover the cost of a set of boxes, the sealing system, and the cost of shipping for one box.

This first box will be donated to an HoA, or wannabe HoA, president or chairman voted for on r/FuckHoA provided that we have the admin approval. If we do not have approval, we will share details when the time comes. We will simply make a post asking people which best friend in the world deserves to have Carrot’s first box of manure. Whomever’s answer receives the most upvotes will be contacted to get the address of the gift receiver!

Please also understand that the prices are currently hypothetical. We do aim to keep prices low. Until we know the cost of shipping of such a box, it is hard to tell what to ask for. Your donation will answer that question and kick-start this Hug A Moo Fundraiser.

In the likely event this does not happen, we hope this has made you laugh.